#145 - Blame it on Miss Brown (and her glass eye)

Jonathan took on a CrossFit-style competition on Saturday, Dad judged, and the two of them came away with a second-place finish, a whole lot of opinions about thrusters and ring rows, and a lesson on why your brain lies to you when your legs start burning. Then it's party recaps (a surprise birthday and a DJ mosh pit), a Bit of Wisdom that sends us hunting for someone to blame for everything, and a glass-eyed fourth-grade teacher who deserves every bit of it. Aubrey Haldeman calls in at the worst possible time, Diet Coke gets put on trial, and Jonathan's chicken-wing chemistry notes leave a lot to be desired. Plus sponsors Red Rock Payments, Mike's Meat, and Doc R. Haldeman LLC.